The Life and Times of one "Crash Comatose"

What are those little bumps around a woman's nipple?

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:50:01 +0100

dickgamehelicopter:

telvi1:

its braille for “suck here”

^^^^

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:40:38 +0100

justm0ve: ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:31:51 +0100

justm0ve:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

only for the comment

Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:54:43 +0100

regretandchinesefood: poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot DONE

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:14 +0100

regretandchinesefood:

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

DONE

thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:59:40 +0100

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

rnoshcore: giraffectionate: the-girl-who-laughed: pupbutt: so a boob walks into a bra So, I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:59:35 +0100

rnoshcore:

giraffectionate:

the-girl-who-laughed:

pupbutt:

so a boob walks into a bra

So, I guess you can say that it was a booby trap.

Is that really the breast you can do?

i thought it was fantastit

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:56:24 +0100

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

funtolivetheillusion: frak-attack: neptunepirate: ba-ba-ba-ba...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:56:14 +0100

funtolivetheillusion:

frak-attack:

neptunepirate:

ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana

banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) potato-na-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana)

togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana

yoh plano boo la planonoh too ma bana-na la-ka moobi talamoo

ba-na-na ba-ba (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) POH-TAAA-TOH-OH-OH (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana)

togari noh pocato li kani malo mani kano chi ka-ba-ba, ba-ba-naNAAAHHHH!!!

#this might be the best post i will ever have on my blog #i should just quit right now

Admit it. You tried to sing along.

sodamnrelatable: How normal people wake up: How I wake up:

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:11 +0100

sodamnrelatable:

How normal people wake up:

How I wake up:

obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:50:06 +0100

obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:42:34 +0100

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

Reblog if at some point you've tried to see if you had super powers.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:42:07 +0100

whatstheenpointe:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

i really have super powers…of inspiration

that—fit—girl: baconmane: FUCK This cracks me up

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:40:40 +0100

that—fit—girl:

baconmane:

FUCK

This cracks me up

whocareshere: majestical-as-fcuk: wilde-exotic: hopeless-and-b...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:30:54 +0100

whocareshere:

majestical-as-fcuk:

wilde-exotic:

hopeless-and-broken1458:

daryian:

kanefoster:

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! :D

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so smart. And I love his laugh. 💕

bahahahaha omg kane, your laugh xDDD ahhahaha

Oh my god that was perfect 😂👏👏

Probably the best prank video I’ve ever seen. If you haven’t seen this, you need to :’)

That was incredibly perfect omg lol ☺😂

wavingfromwindows: Life.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:25:53 +0100

wavingfromwindows:

Life.

mrhackenbacker: buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to fans...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:25:41 +0100

mrhackenbacker:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

George Takei is better than you

restoringfraillife: privilegedenyingfeministcunt: heroinfriday:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:25:39 +0100

restoringfraillife:

privilegedenyingfeministcunt:

heroinfriday:

mr-cappadocia:

sweep-pass-submit:

Fuck, this makes my blood boil.

A woman who is clearly not following the rules of the road and causing a traffic jam in excess of 10 cars gets into a verbal altercation with a cyclist who is calling out her shit driving.

She has no problem opening the door of the car and screaming at the guy, until she has had enough and then those magic words come out of her mouth:

“Help, I’m a woman on my own! I’m being threatened!”

Nope, sorry. You weren’t. No one threatened you. But how interesting that you turned into a fragile little flower the moment it might benefit you.

This reminds me of a number of other stories, including one where a group of women accused a taxi driver of rape over a $13 cab fare. Whether you call it “benevolent sexism” or “misandary”, there is an environment that causes some women to believe that acting in this way is beneficial to them.

It is only natural. A good analogy is having an illegal tax loophole only for women. Obviously you would expect a number of women to try taking advantage of it. Expecting anything less would be ignorant of human nature. What we see in stories like these is just a probable reaction to the gender binary kyriarchy that we live in.

The most important thing that I don’t think most people will catch onto… is that *it worked*.

Sometimes I wish I never watched the videos you guys post because they just make me so fucking angry.

-Liv

“I’M BEING THREATENED!” What a complete joke.

Mannnnnnnnnnn listen

Oh wow. That was fucking hilarious. He even tells her that he’s recording it and he’s going to report her for her driving and she does that. Did she not think that if she falsifies an potential assault situation on camera that the DLVA (or Irish equivalent) will possibly come down harder on her for it?

tastefullyoffensive: [trickrtreatr]

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:39:36 +0100

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

fitnessluvr: be-my-fitspo: ocheeseandrice: whendogmetdolphin: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:49:39 +0100

fitnessluvr:

be-my-fitspo:

ocheeseandrice:

whendogmetdolphin:

Minor Differences by The Oatmeal. Oodles more can be found here.

holy FUCKFARTS!

‘You bet your elderly testicles I did’ omg i laughed at this for so long

The last one omg