Second day leg DOMS are killing meeee
The second day is the WORST
The first day you think you got away with it, then the second day your legs just go “NOPE”
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Well… The good news is I’ve managed to lose the food baby, water retention, plus a little extra since Thursday night / early Friday morning. Losing 7lbs in around 62 hours.
The bad news is I’ve been sick and ill for the past 62 hours. Between the hot/cold flushes, diarrhoea, and complete lack of appetite, I can’t exactly say it’s been fun.
I did manage a break long enough to do some Slacklining so I’m happy with myself for getting some air at least.
Sometimes I chase my partner round the house shouting ‘FLAMES’ and attacking him with my flamethrower vag.
I don’t even doubt this for a moment.
When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!”