what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
i’m so sexually frustrated i’m going to punch through a goddamn wall
"Three simple rules in life.
1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it.
2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no.
3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."
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Ok, this is a bit more than enough information for some so it’s going on a read more. You’ve been warned.
Also, DISCLAIMER: Yes, there is more to a relationship than sex. But the subject of this post is sexual in nature and content so don’t be offended if I don’t mention all the cuddles and snuggle times.
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it