nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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irresistible-ethan:

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

😂😂😂😂

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(via ahappydyl)

boyswanna-be-her:

i’m so sexually frustrated i’m going to punch through a goddamn wall

"Three simple rules in life.
1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it.
2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no.
3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."

Unknown (via frymen-tende)

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(via chloecera)

Ok, this is a bit more than enough information for some so it’s going on a read more. You’ve been warned.

Also, DISCLAIMER: Yes, there is more to a relationship than sex. But the subject of this post is sexual in nature and content so don’t be offended if I don’t mention all the cuddles and snuggle times.

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naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via hashtagsmores)

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced, via liftingpotato)

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

I want my equivalent to this.

(Source: nasturbate, via the-last-rep-counts)