sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
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Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]
Everybody needs to step they game up I swear this shit goes so hard.
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
WINS. THIS WINS. EVERYONE STOP COSPLAYING NOW. STOP.
I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals. It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.
Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.
I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.
To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.
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Hahaha omg this had me crying 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
I feel like this is a meal that Joe Rogan would eat right before sex. Like, he would swallow his last bite and penetrate all in one swift motion.